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Baby Clumps: 34 Weeks
Yep. I’m still pregnant. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever and yet people keep telling me I still have such a looooong way to go. Which just annoys me. Basically I’m cranky pretty much ALL the...
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Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!
Yes y’all. My child already has a cosmetic bag. And don’t go judging me. It’s not like I will have her wearing lipgloss just yet. In fact, I’m pretty old fashioned so even though her mommy is big...
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Baby Clumps is here!
…I mean, woooooow. I am just as shocked as you are. Elle came 3 weeks early and surprised us all. By the way, it’s pronounced “El”. Not “El-ly”. Ellie is cute but you wouldn’t believe how many people...
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Elle’s Birth Story
[NOTE: I omitted a lot of the squeamish parts of labor and delivery but if you have any particular questions, I am so okay with answering them in the comments. Like, did I really encapsulate my...
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Beauty in Mommyhood – Elle Is 1 Month Old!
Wow. My little baby girl is already a month old. I’m all kinds of emotional about it. I’m so excited that she’s growing and thriving and becoming even more amazing each day. But I’m sad because well,...
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Beauty in Mommyhood – Elle is 3 Months Old!
Dear Elle, You are 3 months old. I type that with tears in my eyes because I remember being 3 months pregnant with you. Technically you have existed for well over a year and I’m just amazed at how...
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A Message On Mother’s Day 2013
People think that Mother’s Day is a day just for women who are are Mothers in the traditional sense of the word. I’ve never felt that way. I’ve grown up in a culture that truly believes in the “It...
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The Old Skool Mama and Pink Nail Polish
A lot of parents like to pretend like they never had a gender preference when they found out they were expecting a baby. Yeah whatever. I keeps it real. Esposo and I both wanted a boy. Mainly because...
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I Just Want to Live – Like A Toddler
I’ve been biting off and chewing A LOT of words since becoming a parent. As a non-parent, I talked soooo much crap about what I would neeeeeever do. -I would never feed my child fast food. -I would...
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Protect Yo Skin This Summer
Summer is in full swing here in Florida and uh, we’re melting. Quite literally, actually. I’m a fan of this time of year, but it gets to the point where it is almost downright unbearable. But bear it,...
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Baby Clumps: 34 Weeks
Yep. I’m still pregnant. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever and yet people keep telling me I still have such a looooong way to go. Which just annoys me. Basically I’m cranky pretty much ALL the...
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Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!
Yes y’all. My child already has a cosmetic bag. And don’t go judging me. It’s not like I will have her wearing lipgloss just yet. In fact, I’m pretty old fashioned so even though her mommy is big...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Baby Clumps is here!
…I mean, woooooow. I am just as shocked as you are. Elle came 3 weeks early and surprised us all. By the way, it’s pronounced “El”. Not “El-ly”. Ellie is cute but you wouldn’t believe how many people...
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EB’s Birth Story
[NOTE: I omitted a lot of the squeamish parts of labor and delivery but if you have any particular questions, I am so okay with answering them in the comments. Like, did I really encapsulate my...
View ArticleBeauty in Mommyhood – Elle Is 1 Month Old!
(edit: images removed) Wow. My little baby girl is already a month old. I’m all kinds of emotional about it. I’m so excited that she’s growing and thriving and becoming even more amazing each day. But...
View ArticleBeauty in Mommyhood – EB is 3 Months Old!
*edit: We removed EB’s pictures. I didn’t feel comfortable having so many online. Dear EB, You are 3 months old. I type that with tears in my eyes because I remember being 3 months pregnant with you....
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A Message On Mother’s Day 2013
People think that Mother’s Day is a day just for women who are are Mothers in the traditional sense of the word. I’ve never felt that way. I’ve grown up in a culture that truly believes in the “It...
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The Old Skool Mama and Pink Nail Polish
A lot of parents like to pretend like they never had a gender preference when they found out they were expecting a baby. Yeah whatever. I keeps it real. Esposo and I both wanted a boy. Mainly because...
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I Just Want to Live – Like A Toddler
I’ve been biting off and chewing A LOT of words since becoming a parent. As a non-parent, I talked soooo much crap about what I would neeeeeever do. -I would never feed my child fast food. -I would...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Protect Yo Skin This Summer
Summer is in full swing here in Florida and uh, we’re melting. Quite literally, actually. I’m a fan of this time of year, but it gets to the point where it is almost downright unbearable. But bear it,...
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